Tis the season that everyone looks like Sub Zero from Mortal Combat again. Yep, we have gone into a lockdown with mandatory mask-wearing in Perth. Since my plans of going out and having drinks at night got canceled, what’s better to do rather than head out to nature?
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The Yaberoo Budjara Heritage Trail was a beautiful and vast place. Of course, I walked it all – there and back! While fasting!
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The symbol of trail I was following was a bit weird. If I just saw it I would think it said “Beware of grasstrees wearing huge dildos as hats”.
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And Holy Moly some of those grasstrees were truly well-endowed!
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Magical…. what else would I need other than this and a good audiobook?
And of course… as you guess it, I managed to get lost. Yep, I know, well laid path and all… I spend a good 30 min trying to get out of the middle of thick bush and find a path – any path – that would take me back. But I also managed to enjoy my time being lost a bit…
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Probably what my car insurance thinks my car looks like, judging by how much they’re charging me.
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Finally, after a good 5 hours of brisk walking, while fasted, I returned to where I left my bike and started making my way back home. While, of course, taking a moment to appreciate the serenity of Joondalup lake. A real-life painting.